Honey,Put Away The Claws

spikenards:

my hot take is that the grey man is clearly a character from a different series of a different genre who just sort of wandered into trc and got tangled up in all that by mistake, which means that nothing he has done can be graded on the same morality scale as the rest of the series. therefore he has done nothing wrong and is blameless.

embrace-the-matriarchy:

moon-gf:

u ever want to sit a man down and tell him straight up he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is

Yes but my urge not to be on the receiving end of violence is stronger 🤷🏻‍♀️

birthofvcnus:

birthofvcnus:

birthofvcnus:

birthofvcnus:

8ebe:

8ebe:

8ebe:

ANYWAYS…. LOOK AT THIS !

ALSO …… THIS!!!!!!!

ANOTHER ONE!!!!

HAVE FOUR MORE !!!!

u kno what….. HERE ARE TWO MORE!

i’m sorry i have a collection of those i need to use them

:-(

uranodioning:

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

drarrymeup:

Some of you never had to scream insults across the great hall at your crush just to get them to notice you and it shows

just-shower-thoughts:

Apple literally created a social caste system based on whether or not your earphones have a wire or if your message bubble is blue or green.

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

drarry-imagines:

Draco: *insults Harry and his friends*

Harry: *dislikes Draco*

Draco:

metal-rider:

So there is a Canadian buddy cop movie about an uptight English cop from Ontario partnered with an asshole French cop from Quebec and one scene is 3 minutes of the french cop teaching the English cop the correct way to use the word fuck in French while they’re beating up a suspect and forcing him into the trunk of the French cop’s car

just-shower-thoughts:

Probably sometimes, after a long day, Gordon Ramsay is like, “fuck it!” and has a box of Kraft mac and cheese.

zainclaw:

oh also my favorite part of the book is how Gansey is like the king of their little squad but when shit’s about to go down in the cave Adam’s like “ok so Ronan’s gonna do his dream magic, I’m gonna do my sentient forest magic, Blue’s gonna do her awesome amplifying magic, and Gansey can… move some rocks?”

and like. Gansey just. nodded. and moved some rocks. I love him.